Jon Lajoie is a pretty funny guy. Check out his new vid. I don’t mean to ruin the surprise but it takes a shocking towards the end. Shocking.

People who can’t dance whip out the most ridiculous dance moves when under pressure. This dance from Eastbound and Down was my latest source of dancing inspiration. The dance starts about half way though this vid. Don’t bust balls.

Ever see something so funny you instantly crap your pants? Neither have I but with this I was pretty close. Derrick Comedy is back and better than ever. If you haven’t seen any of there other stuff you gotta check it out too.

Alright… So basically here is my gift to the world. If I were to die today, I would die confident, because this video will basically cure global warming and prevent nuclear wars.

The video is a combination of a very cold winter (last year), the song Oh! by Boys Noize, and Christian Troy of Nip/Tuck. Normally I would say you should check out the show, but the current season is letting me down… But I digress.

Warning! Unless your job involves editing porn, you probably don’t want to watch this one at work! NSFW!

Stanton Warriors – Good Vibrations

I was going to post about something completely different until I came across this. Too nice.

download: http://www.mediafire.com/?3m2tdozggn4

Shake That Ass Bitch vs. Oh! – Splack Pack, Boys Noize, A-Trak (Perridox Mashup)

download: http://www.mediafire.com/?jttxltrmmd4

…and finally some gangster shit

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Hot girls are a DJ’s best friend. Whether they realize it or not, attractive females are the reason why parties get moving. They are the apex of an upside-down pyramid. Once they start dancing, the rest of the night falls in to place. Let’s take a look at the basics of this phenomenon and how it applies to a nightclub:

Phase 1: Beginning of the night

At the beginning of the evening, people are starting to arrive to the party. At best, they will be having a few drinks and socializing a bit but they haven’t built up the confidence to enter the empty dance floor.

Phase 2: Hot girls hear “that radio song” and must dance

This is why we love hot girls. They are confident, out going, and predictable. Because of their confidence, hot girls tend to be the first on the dance floor. If you are able to keep them dancing, the rest will fall in to place.

Phase 3: Less attractive girls get competitive

Now we will let the natural competitive nature of the female species come in to play. Whether they realize it or not, the sudden urge to become a sexy bitch is beginning to over power their social anxiety. Many girls will feel a sense of “they’re dancing so we can to” and make their way on to the dance floor.

Phase 3: Where did all the chicks go?

Let’s face it; guys aren’t the most intelligent creatures around. At this point they are probably feeling a decent buzz and are beginning to notice the distinct lack of women at the party. As they begin to regroup and ask themselves what happened to all of the pretty ladies, the alpha-males will have already made their way out on to the dance floor. Although they may just be stumbling around the party confused, do not underestimate the importance of the average male at the party. Not only do they consume the most alcohol and thus drive revenue, but they also serve the important role of space-filler. Without space-fillers packing the venue, the party will seem much less exciting and exclusive.

Phase 4: Enter the douchebags

By now the alcohol has been flowing for quite some time. Most of the guys who lacked the confidence to dance with the ladies have now had enough jager-bombs to get out on the dance floor. Unfortunately, there are still the lingerers who will begin to cause problems. Fed up of talking about “which broads they will totally bring home tonight” these fellows will begin to resort to another means of asserting their manliness: starting fights.

Unfortunately, this chain of events is almost guaranteed to occur. If we are able to understand this phenomenon and catch the douches early, the party may be able to enter the elusive phase 5.

Phase 5: Holy Grail

Parties rarely make it in to phase 5. The drama caused by douchebaggery usually prevents us from obtaining this Holy Grail. In phase 5, everybody is having fun, there is no drama and the DJ seems to be reading the crowd’s mind. A group dynamic is created and everybody feeds off each other’s energy. Nights like these are rare, but when you are there, you will know.

This video is hilarious. If you haven’t seen it yet, check it out!